2 hours ago 230,554 notes

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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2 hours ago 753,031 notes

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

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2 hours ago 550,054 notes

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

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2 hours ago 349,325 notes

SPOOKY ASKS

    Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
    Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
    Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
    Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
    Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
    Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
    Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
    Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
    Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
    Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
    Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
    Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
    Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
    Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
    Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
    Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
    Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
2 hours ago 236,212 notes

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

image

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3 hours ago 84,115 notes