nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

(via nobodycars)

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via nobodycars)

donnacabonna:

when you forget to ask your waiter for something

donnacabonna:

when you forget to ask your waiter for something

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via nobodycars)

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari, via nikkisayshello)

I like being alone.

buddhacoffee:

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus  alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

(via tyrion-lannistah)